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  • PENNSYLVANIA DECLARES WAR ON TURKEY

    PENNSYLVANIA DECLARES WAR ON TURKEY

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     Saturday, July 26, 2014

    PENNSYLVANIA DECLARES WAR ON TURKEY

    GOVERNOR CALLS TURKISH PRIME MINISTER “LOUDMOUTH LIAR”

    Obama promises full support. Baseball bats are on the way

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    Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett issues unanimous war declaration from state capital

    Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: July 26, 2014–

    At one minute before midnight last night, an irate governor Tom Corbett issued a ringing declaration of war against Turkey. He identified the Turkish prime minister, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, as the primary aggressor against the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. “Let him remember the time of his doom!” yelled Corbett, “Von minut! Von minut!… before midnight!” hollered the governor, ridiculing the prime minister’s limited English vocabulary. The crowd went wild, repeatedly shouting “Pennsylvania is proud of you!’ and “We will die for you, our beloved governor!”

    “I’m mad as hell and the people aren’t going to take it anymore!” noted the governor. “Every time we open the TV we see this Turkish bozo mouthing off about Pennsylvania. What’s his problem?” This brought the state lawmakers to their feet cheering. “Shut him up! “Shut him up!” they yelled. And this time they didn’t mean the governor.

    The White House reported that President Obama was immediately awakened when the news broke. After being briefed he issued the following statement:

    “I understand fully Governor Corbett’s decision. Any state in the United States that is slandered by the likes of this Turkish prime minister has the right to not only defend itself, but to attack without notice. I have notified the defense department to issue baseball bats to each and every Pennsylvania resident. They have my full support. And may God bless Pennsylvania. Good night.”

    With 12 million people, Pennsylvania is America’s 9th most populous state. It was founded in 1681 by William Penn, a Quaker and pacifist. He immediately signed a peace treaty with the Delaware Indians which was never violated. It has police and state national guard forces and powerful athletic teams. At first it would seem like laughable competition for a NATO army like Turkey’s. At a news conference after his war declaration Governor Corbett laughed uproariously at that idea. “We know exactly what that guy did to his own army. It’ll take us two weeks to get to Ankara. And one minute, tops, to get to the bigmouth. Trust me.” The TV cameramen all shouted, “We trust you, esteemed governor.” Later, Rocky Balboa was seen running in the streets of Philadelphia.

    The governor’s dramatic announcement, the first time any individual American state had ever gone to war with a foreign nation, was broadcast live on radio and television as well as streamed on social media. Millions of angry Pennsylvanians flooded into the Pennsylvania streets. Many carried, some even wore, their caskets indicating that this war would be a fight to their death. Many said that nobody has a right to falsely accuse Pennsylvania. “We will teach this creep a lesson he will never forget,” said Mary Murphy, a Philadelphia secretary.

    Jerry Companello, a retired coalminer from Scranton was excited about the coming war with Turkey. “That clown blames us every time he messes up. He gets caught stealing billions of dollars. He yells, Hey Pennsylvania! A coal mine caves in. Hundreds die. He goes to the funerals and then punches out mourners. Then he yells, Hey Pennsylvania! His tunnels spring leaks and his fast trains fly off the tracks and…Hey, sabotage! Hey Pennsylvania, you did it!” Companello shrugged his shoulders and threw up his hands in disgust…”Hey Turkey! What’s the matter with that guy?”

     

    rocky

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     James (Cem) Ryan

     http://www.brighteningglance.org/index.html

  • How many US Senators does Mossad have in its pocket?

    How many US Senators does Mossad have in its pocket?

    Senator Pressures NRC to Clear NUMEC President
    of Illegal Uranium Diversions to Israel
    IRMEP, Jul 6 2010

    The office of Sen Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania attempted to obtain a statement from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission according to documents newly released under the Freedom of Information Act. On Aug 27 2009, Arlen Specter wrote to Rebecca Schmidt asking that the NRC “issue a formal public statement confirming that he [constituent Zalman Shapiro] was not involved in any activities related to the diversion of uranium to Israel.” Zalman Shapiro was formerly president of the Nuclear Materials and Equipment Corporation at Apollo, PA. According to a secret GAO report “Nuclear Diversion in the US?” partially declassified on May 6 2010, NUMEC received over 22 tons of uranium-235, the key material used to fabricate nuclear weapons. Israel’s top economic espionage case officer Rafael Eitan, who handled spy Jonathan Pollard in the 1980s, infiltrated NUMEC under false pretenses in 1968. According to Anthony Cordesman, “there is no conceivable reason for Eitan to have gone [to the Apollo plant] but for the nuclear material.” CIA Tel Aviv station chief John Hadden called NUMEC “an Israeli operation from the beginning.” NUMEC’s venture capital came from David Lowenthal, who had close ties to Israeli intelligence. A Mar 2010 audit by two former NRC officials published in the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists confirmed not only that 337kg of NUMEC highly enriched uranium are still unaccounted for but that all circumstantial evidence still points to diversion to Israel. On Nov 2 2009 the NRC denied Specter’s request. Inquiries to the Senator’s Pennsylvania office last week confirmed Specter is not seeking release of all remaining classified FBI and CIA files about NUMEC diversions. Full release is long overdue, according to IRMP director Grant Smith:

    For decades researchers sought declassification of all relevant CIA and FBI findings about US diversions to Israel’s Dimona nuclear weapons plant. It is unfortunate that a sitting US Senator is pressuring NRC for statements it clearly is in no position to make while the full account of the US’s involuntary participation in Israel’s clandestine nuclear weapons program remains bottled up in classified CIA and FBI archives.

    how many US senators does mossad have in its pocket?