Category: Eastern Europe

  • Sarah Palin Calls for Invasion of Czech Republic

    Sarah Palin Calls for Invasion of Czech Republic

    Sarah Palin called for the invasion of the Czech Republic today in response to the recent terrorist attacks in Boston.

    In an interview with Fox News, the former governor of Alaska said that although federal investigators have yet to complete their work, the time for action is now.

    “We don’t know everything about these suspects yet,” Palin told Fox and Friends this morning, referring to Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who allegedly carried out the Boston Marathon attacks. “But we know they were Muslims from the Czech Republic.

    “I betcha I speak for a lot of Americans when I say I want to go over there right now and start teaching those folks a lesson. And let’s not stop at the Czech Republic, let’s go after all Arab countries.

    “The Arabians need to learn that they can’t keep comin’ over here and blowing stuff up. Let’s set off a couple of nukes in Islamabad, burn down Prague, then bomb the heck out of Tehran. We need to show them that we mean business.”

    Can’t See Russia…

    Although hosts Steve Doocy and Gretchen Carlson applauded Palin’s jingoism, they immediately attempted to rectify her multiple geographic errors.

    “Well Islamabad is the capital of Pakistan, which isn’t Arab,” Carlson corrected, “and Tehran is the capital of Iran, which is predominantly Persian. But I do see your point.”

    “Also Czech Republic isn’t really an Arab or even Muslim country, I don’t think,” Doocy added, “but otherwise what you’re saying makes a lot of sense. I think most Americans wish Obama would step up and lead on this one.”

    Palin, however, didn’t take kindly to being corrected and defended her analysis.

    “Steve, that’s probably one of the most ignorant things I’ve ever heard. How is Czech Republic not a Muslim country? You saw those brothers, they were Islamic and they were Chechen!”

    “Yes there were Muslim and they were ethnic Chechens,” Doocy started, “but they grew up mostly in Kyrgyzstan and the United States. And more importantly, Chechens don’t come from the Czech Republic, they come from Chechnya, which is part of Russia. ”

    “What’s the difference?” Palin responded. “Isn’t Russia part of the Czech Republic?”

    “No, the Czech Republic is a separate country. It’s part of the European Union and a strong NATO ally,” Doocy noted. “But heck, why not? Let’s invade. What could go wrong?”

    “Yeah and while we’re at it,” Carlson added, “let’s call the Queen of England and see if the U.K. will join us.”

    In a statement released after the interview, Palin attacked Fox News and its “pro-Islamic” and “pro-geography” bias.

    “This is just another case of the politically correct liberal media refusing to tell the truth about radical Islam,” she said.

  • Russia, Turkey Seek to Boost Trade to $100 Bln

    Russia, Turkey Seek to Boost Trade to $100 Bln

    Tags: Alexander Novak, Taner Yildiz, Turkey, Russia

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    ANTALYA, April 20 (RIA Novosti) – Russia and Turkey are committed to expanding mutual investment and cooperation, aiming to bring bilateral trade to $100 billion, the Russian and Turkish energy ministers said on Saturday.

    The Turkish-Russian Joint Economic Committee (JEC) held its 12th Meeting in the southern province of Antalya with the participation of Turkish Energy and Natural Sources Minister Taner Yildiz and Russian Energy Minister Alexander Novak.

    Yildiz said there is good potential to increase the volume of trade from the current $34 billion to $100 billion.

    Around 1,500 Russian companies currently operate in Turkey while Turkish contractors are involved in projects in Russia worth a total of $50 billion, he said, according to the Hurriyet daily.

    He also said Turkish-Russian cooperation could continue in third countries.

    Yildiz and Novak signed a JEC protocol prioritizing the diversification and expansion of bilateral trade and the creation of an investor-friendly environment in order to achieve the $100 billion target.

  • Turkey Threatens To Go Its Way If EU Accession Further Delayed

    Turkey Threatens To Go Its Way If EU Accession Further Delayed

    Turkish Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu says that his country’s membership in the European Union is a strategic goal but Turkey could abandon this goal if the 27-nation bloc refuses “to unblock its path for entry.”

    “If the EU clears our way [for membership], we would welcome it, as the EU [membership] is our strategic goal. But if it does not, they will go their own way and we will go ours,” Turkish media quoted him as telling a meeting of the local branch of his Justice and Development Party (AK Party) in the western province of Manisa on Sunday.

    Davutoglu’s remarks follow a January statement of Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan that he had told Russian President Vladimir Putin that Turkey could drop its EU membership goal and join the Russian-Chinese-led Shanghai Cooperation Organization (SCO) instead if Ankara was invited to do so.

    Erdogan made the statement because of frustration with the stalemate in the EU accession bid. Turkey opened accession negotiations with the EU in 2005 but the progress had been very slow since then due to opposition in some EU countries to Turkish accession and the Cyprus issue.

    by RTT Staff Writer

    via Turkey Threatens To Go Its Way If EU Accession Further Delayed.

  • Russia, Iran, Turkey, And The Caucasus

    Russia, Iran, Turkey, And The Caucasus

    March 22, 2013 – 1:44pm, by Joshua Kucera 

  • Cyprus Crisis And Russia Turkey Tensions

    Cyprus Crisis And Russia Turkey Tensions

    Moscow and Cyprus are still negotiating terms of a potential bailout.

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    Most will hail the crisis’s receding if a deal is reached.

    But for Turkey, seeing Cyprus and Russia growing even closer together could revive age-old hostilities between Moscow and Istanbul.

    Depending on how far back you want to go, the love between the two was first lost upon Mehmed II’s sacking of Constantinople — capital of Christian Orthodoxy — in 1453.

    Then came the Crimean war in the 1850s, which pitted Russia against the Ottoman Empire (as well as France and Britain) over the rights of Christians in the Middle East.

    And during the Cold War, Turkey became a staunch ally of the U.S.

    Relations have improved more recently, especially under President Medvedev.

    Google MapsBut the conflict that engulfed Cyprus in the ’70s — which saw Turkey invade the island to prevent it from coming under Orthodox Greece’s influence — has never actually ended.

    To this day, a small enclave calls itself “The Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus” and is recognized by Turkey (though they’re the only ones who do so). As recently as 2001, Turkey was threatening to annex the north if Cyprus joined the EU.

    We already know Russians do a lot of business on the island, so any more intimate relations between the two countries — like a naval base — shouldn’t really come as a surprise.

    But that kind of move will not likely sit well in Istabul.

    via Cyprus Crisis And Russia Turkey Tensions – Business Insider.

  • Meteor is shot down over Russia!

    Meteor is shot down over Russia!

    MeteorMorgan Freeman warned us in 1998, in the film ‘Deep Impact’.

    The first ever Black American president appeared on television and said:
    “My fellow Americans…  We are facing an ‘Extinction Level Event’.”

    You probably saw in the news that a meteor exploded over Russia last
    month, injuring 1,000 people…

    From The Economist, 23rd February 2013:

    “A 10,000 tonne meteor disintegrated over Chelyabinsk, a city in Russia 
    near the border with Kazakhstan. Its break-up released 500 kilotonnes 
    of energy, equivalent to the yield of a large nuclear bomb, blowing out 
    windows and injuring more than 1,000 people. 

    In 1908 a rock the size of a city block hit the Earth’s atmosphere at 15km 
    (9 miles) a second. The explosion flattened an area the size of London. 

    But the land in question was in Siberia, so few people noticed and those 
    who did had little influence. Suppose, though, it had devastated a city in 
    Europe or North America. 

    Well, it has happened again, when a meteor crashed int he Urals on 
    February 15th, injuring more than 1,000 people. Moreover, on the same 
    day, another, larger rock called 2012 DA14 passed within 27,000km
    of 
    Earth. 

    By astronomical standards, that is a hair’s breadth. It is time to think 
    seriously about stopping such incidents by building a system that can 
    detect space rocks with sufficient warning, and then either blast them 
    or push them out of the way.” 

    What you probably don’t know, is that another meteor exploded over
    Cuba just one day later…

     

    Meteor Explosion Over Cuba One Day After Russian Event

    According to Red Orbit just one day after a spectacular meteor exploded over Russian skies, shattering windows and injuring more than a 1,200 people, Cubans were treated to a similar event, albeit on a much smaller scale.

    Many of Cuba’s citizens watched in wonderment as a small fireball soared across the early evening skies on Friday before exploding. Startled residents described seeing the bright light in the sky just seconds before a thunderous boom sent shockwaves through the air, shaking windows and walls. While the Cuban meteor explosion was similar to the Russian event, it was by far smaller and, as a result, no injuries or damages were reported.

    The Cuban event also occurred on the same day many Californians witnessed a small shooting star (meteorite) burning up in the night sky as it fell through Earth’s atmosphere over San Francisco.

    According to NBC, one couple said they were surprised by the “bright, white fireball” streaking across the night sky. Around the same time residents in northern California witnessed a meteorite blazing across the skies overhead.

    Jonathan Braidman, an instructor at the Chabot Space and Science Center in Oakland, told NBC that the California fireball was actually a small piece of asteroid. He said it is a fairly “common occurrence,” although they occur more commonly over sparsely-populated areas, perhaps where it is less likely that witnesses will observe them.

    Several anonymous reports from citizens in Cuba said the explosion was impressive. One woman told state TV news agency CubaSi that her “home shook completely” and that she “never heard such a strange thing.”

    It is not clear yet if the Cuban explosion was indeed from a meteor. Because Cuba lies so closely to the shores of southern Florida, it seems a major meteor streaking across the skies would have likely been spotted there as well, to which no reports have yet to surface. And a California-based telescope monitoring that specific area of sky had not picked up any unusual activity.

    Scientists say that small meteorites hit the Earth several times per year, but larger events like the one over Russia are much rarer.

    Professor Edwin Bergin, of the University of Michigan’s Astronomy department, told redOrbit on Friday that meteors like the Russian one “occur every 10 to 30 years or so.” And even larger ones, those larger than a half-mile wide, “occur once or twice every million years.”

    As for the Russian event, a local scientist today recovered the first fragments of the giant meteor on the edge of a giant hole in a frozen lake near Chelyabinsk after a sizeable chunk of the exploded meteor came crashing down, according to RIA Novosti news agency.

    Russian officials had searched the lake on Friday and Saturday but had turned up no results and suggested the hole may not have actually been caused by a meteor fragment.

    However, Mikhail Udovinko, who is studying metallurgy at a local university, said he had found a small stone near the edge of the hole at the lake, and believes it is part of Friday’s meteor. He said that the stone responds to magnetism and has some weak radioactive properties.

    Paul Abell, a scientist at the Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas, has compiled new data for the meteor strike and said it was traveling at 46,000 mph when it hit the Earth’s atmosphere. Earlier reports placed the top speed at around 33,000 mph.

    Abell said, according to ABC News, the meteor exploded in the atmosphere because its composition is stony, rather than metallic. The famous Tunguska asteroid that exploded over Siberia in 1908 was also stony, which is why it didn’t impact the Earth.

    Metallic meteors are more likely to impact earth, leaving huge craters, much like a famous one found in Arizona.

    More astonishing, was the fact that the Russian, Cuban and Californian events occurred on, or around, the same day that the 2012 DA14 asteroid made a historic close approach of Earth, flying by at nearly 17,000 miles overhead, closer than our own geosynchronous satellites, which typically orbit us at 22,000 miles.

    But despite the occurrences coming on the same day as the 2012 DA14 flyby, experts said that none of the meteor events are associated with that asteroid.

    However, these events are causing some level of concern about what else may be out there lurking in the dark and whether the planet can be protected from future events– ones that could possibly be ten, or even a hundred, times more destructive than the Russian event.

    Members of The United Nations, The White House, and even Congress have all asked to be briefed on these events, Abell said.

    One ambitious plan to take out asteroids and large meteors before they take us out has already been proposed by two California scientists on Friday as well.

    The proposed system, called DE-STAR, would be designed to shift the orbit of large asteroids, possibly deflecting them away from the Earth. This system is designed to utilize the energy of the Sun, converting it into an array of lasers that can also destroy, or evaporate comets and meteors.

    Another system is already in the works.

    Planetary Resources, a company that has lofty ambitions to mine asteroids and meteors in space, recently announced that its Arkyd-100 Series spacecraft would assist in the assessment of potentially hazardous asteroids that could impact Earth.